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The Rip Report

Week of September 7, 2026
How this is measured ↗

Pulls are read from each site's public feed or the chain, valued at each site's own price. Cash-back is realized — what real opens actually paid at each site's own buyback, over the trailing 7 days — never theoretical EV. Never referral-ranked. Wallets shown are public on-chain data, truncated. Read the full methodology.

Almost every pack on every site we track is −EV over the long run — and when our data says one isn't, we show that too. What changes week to week is where the money actually went, who got cooked, and who hit. Here's the tape.

-6.0% On Collector Crypt's featured machines, the average pull came back 6.0% under its pack price over the prior 48 hours.
VALIDATION

Two storefronts, one machine room.

Jupiter and Collector Crypt look different at the door. Behind it, the pulls run on the same math.

Jupiter has its own gacha storefront: different front door, different experience, familiar Collector Crypt machines. That can look like a second set of packs. It is not. The machines, pools and odds are shared.

These pulls settle through the same Collector Crypt machines on Solana, and we verified the shared-room claim on the live tape: identical pulls appeared in both storefront feeds in the same second. A card removed through Jupiter is a card removed from the Collector Crypt pool too. There is no separate Jupiter odds system behind the storefront.

RipIndex treats that as one measured machine room. Collector Crypt pack tiles carry an Also sold on Jupiter link when Jupiter offers the same machine and the tile has complete numbers. For the Degen and Blaze machines, Jupiter is the main route on our board. In both cases, the numbers on the tile cover the shared pool — we do not split one history into two stories.

There is no odds comparison to run between the two doors. Jupiter and Collector Crypt are not rival rooms with separate payout tables; both doors open onto literally one pool. A “which door pays better?” claim would compare the room to itself.

Pick the storefront by the experience you prefer, not by imagined better odds. Jupiter gives these machines another way to meet players. Collector Crypt runs the room underneath. Whichever door you use, the math is the same math — and it remains −EV.

Repo anchors: config.py's canonical Jupiter machine registry and venue routing; dashboard/app.js jupiterChip(); dashboard/api/site-page.js's Collector Crypt FAQ (the simultaneous-pull verification); alerts_config.py's best-pack collapse rule (the board ranks one cell per site, not storefront routes).

Biggest hits of the week

$190,000 38× the pack
Legendary Collection Booster Box
Collector Crypt
$60,000 12× the pack
2007 #102 Vaporeon-Holo PSA 10
Collector Crypt
$49,000 9.8× the pack
1996 #6 Charizard-Holo PSA 8
Collector Crypt
$45,000 9× the pack
2002 #109 Shining Mewtwo PSA 10
Collector Crypt
$45,000 9× the pack
2002 #109 Shining Mewtwo PSA 10
Collector Crypt
$42,000 42× the pack
2007 #101 Jolteon-Holo PSA 10
Collector Crypt
$37,500 7.5× the pack
2000 #14 Sabrina's Gengar PSA 10
Collector Crypt
$37,500 7.5× the pack
2000 #10 Meganium-Holo PSA 10
Collector Crypt

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Best & worst packs

Least-bad this week

Sports Gacha PackCollector Crypt · $100 · n=883
+2.8%realized
OutlawMonster · $500 · n=331
+0.6%realized
Grail Pokémon Gacha PackCollector Crypt · $1,000 · n=1,042
+0.3%realized
Legend Pack · One PiecePhygitals · $250 · n=224
+0.2%realized
Rookie Pack · PokémonPhygitals · $25 · n=11,116
-1.1%realized

Roughest this week

Sealed Pokémon BoosterCourtyard · $15 · n=18,486
-22.4%realized
Pokémon Platinum (Spicy)Courtyard · $499 · n=571
-20.5%realized
Pokémon Starter PackCourtyard · $25 · n=37,540
-19.8%realized
Pokémon Ultra (Spicy)Courtyard · $249 · n=2,271
-19.5%realized
One Piece Pro PackCourtyard · $50 · n=2,170
-18.7%realized

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Smallest buy, biggest multiple

Best value-to-cost hits of the week
2004 Pokemon Ex Team Rocket Returns Holo Charmeleon #110 PSA 10 Phygitals
347.8× $8,695 on $25
2003 Pokemon Japanese Magma VS Aqua 1st Edition Holo Espeon #040 PSA 10 GEM MINT Phygitals
143.9× $3,598 on $25
1996 Pokemon Base Set Japanese Holo Chansey #113 PSA 10 Phygitals
135.8× $3,395 on $25
Storm Emeralda Box GachaPull
123.3× $185 on $2
Storm Emeralda Box GachaPull
123.3× $185 on $2

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Who ripped the most

Highest-volume wallets this week · public on-chain data, truncated
EYC9…uC7o Collector Crypt
6,025 pulls $552,850 spent
Gmre…48rA Collector Crypt
2,862 pulls $113,250 spent
Cqpu…1PJb Collector Crypt
2,764 pulls $90,901 spent
3mWp…6wMj Collector Crypt
2,420 pulls $467,500 spent
5wjG…ZAs4 Collector Crypt
2,268 pulls $237,950 spent

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Price & odds movers

Changes we caught across the packs we watch
Ultimate (medium) Tilt Rips
odds table updated
Ultimate (low) Tilt Rips
odds table updated

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